Thou Art Annoying Medieval Creature Shirt | Funny Snarky Tee | Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic T-Shirt | Gothic Vintage Sarcasm

Hark! A Warning to All Vexing Fools.
Behold, the “Thou Art Annoying” tee — a timeless proclamation for the noble soul with no patience for nonsense. Whether ye dwell in castle or coffee shop, let thy sarcasm shine with gothic grace and vintage wit.

Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 unisex fit, this soft yet bold garment suits both fair maidens and misbehaving knaves. Perfect for Renaissance faires, dramatic exits, or passive-aggressively fetching groceries.

Forsooth… it’s comfy. It’s clever. It’s chaotic neutral.

⚔️ Details:
Tee: Unisex Classic Tee | Gildan 5000

Print Method: DTF (Direct to Film) — crisp, vibrant, long-lasting

Sizes: S–5XL (see size guide in photos)

Fabric: 100% preshrunk cotton

Fit: Classic fit with a straight silhouette

Design:

Medieval beaked creature with top hat

Crossed arms in a pose of pure disdain

Text: “Thou Art Annoying” in vintage scroll font

Monochrome gothic linework for that old-world manuscript feel

Care: Wash inside out, cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.

🕰️ Perfect For:
Medieval meme lords & snarky bards

Lovers of illuminated manuscript creatures

Pairing with ripped jeans or your best courtly cloak

Anyone with an unbothered vibe and zero patience for fools

💌 Thank you for supporting my small business — every order keeps the plague birds perched and the sarcasm alive. 🦤🎩


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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