Behold, the “Thou Art Annoying” tee — a timeless proclamation for the noble soul with no patience for nonsense. Whether ye dwell in castle or coffee shop, let thy sarcasm shine with gothic grace and vintage wit.
Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 unisex fit, this soft yet bold garment suits both fair maidens and misbehaving knaves. Perfect for Renaissance faires, dramatic exits, or passive-aggressively fetching groceries.
Details: Tee: Unisex Classic Tee | Gildan 5000 Sizes: S–5XL (see size guide in photos) Fabric: 100% preshrunk cotton Fit: Classic fit with a straight silhouette
Design:
Medieval beaked creature with top hat
Crossed arms in a pose of pure disdain
Text: “Thou Art Annoying” in vintage scroll font
Monochrome gothic linework for that old-world manuscript feel
Care: Wash inside out, cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
Perfect For:
Medieval meme lords & snarky bards.
Lovers of illuminated manuscript creatures.
Pairing with ripped jeans or your best courtly cloak.
Anyone with an unbothered vibe and zero patience for fools.
💌 Thank you for supporting my small business — every order keeps the plague birds perched and the sarcasm alive.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
4XL
34
30
24 ¼
5XL
35
32
25 ¼
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